Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

You know how you’re looking at a girl and you’re, like, “is she a slut or is she a photoshop?” Well, we made a game about it.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

In theaters 11-2-07. Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut and is based on the novel from the acclaimed author of “Mystic River.” It is an intense look inside an ongoing investigation about the mysterious disappearance of a little girl.

In theaters 10-12-07. Lars and the Real Girl is a heartfelt comedy starring Academy-Award nominated Ryan Gosling as Lars Lindstrom a loveable introvert whose emotional baggage has kept him from fully embracing life. He buys a life-size doll online to become his girlfriend.

This grocer has obviously has not heard "Hollaback Girl". Gwen spells out the name of the mystery fruit many times.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!