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Ronald McDonald is a Murderer

Ronald McDonald is a Murderer
Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!
7/14/2006

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Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate
Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!
5/19/2006

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Mascot or McDonaldLand Citizen

Mascot or McDonaldLand Citizen
Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.
4/14/2006

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Homeless Ron

Homeless Ron
After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.
2/10/2006

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Britney Is A Sucky Mother

Britney Is A Sucky Mother
This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.
2/10/2006

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Merry Kwanzaka!

Merry Kwanzaka!
This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.
12/22/2005

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Ashlee Simpson Is A Drunk

Ashlee Simpson Is A Drunk
See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.
11/4/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
5/27/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/10/2004

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Suck My News Weekly: April 16th, 2004

Suck My News Weekly: April 16th, 2004
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
4/16/2004

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