You really have to think before you post. Never forget that, fools.

Here's the audio of the historical moment we shall never forget.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

Who could forget about the child stars of the 80's? Choose and match the child tv star with their grown up self!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Aldous Snow and Infant Sorrow perform their inspirational song from the upcoming film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

Even if you've got your very own Hattori Hanzo, don't forget to take your cold medicine.

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Forget about maps and look at some boobs.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.