Even if you've got your very own Hattori Hanzo, don't forget to take your cold medicine.

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Forget about maps and look at some boobs.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Forget TV cliffhangers - these girls have ‘cliffs’ of their own.

You never forget your first!

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!

Slutty, slutty, forgotten Hilton.

DUH! I forgot my blow on the bathroom sink! Stupid!

Send these adorable cards to a friend or loved one. They'll never forget y ou.

1967 - 2007. America's Princess. Never forget.

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.