You've Been Hoff'd!

You've Been Hoff'd!

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

 

Demon Hands

Demon Hands

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

 

Musical Chairs

Musical Chairs

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

 

Ipod Vibrator

Ipod Vibrator

This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.

 

Banana Masturbating

Banana Masturbating

The British game show "Catch Phrase" really knows how to stimulate its contestants!

 

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