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You can use ChatRoulette for bingo playing, masturbating and now AWKWARD DATING. Yes, you can only video chat with somebody for so long until you need to be creeped out by each other in person. Recently our friends Chuck McCarthy and Will Hutson met a girl on CR and thought HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. So they met up with her at a local restaurant...who knows, pretty soon they might all be married. I dunno. Right now ChatRoulette Dating is classified as an extreme sport because it's just so new, and you have to be kind of crazy to do it. Or not be scared of STDs. I don't know what's floating around ChatRoulette these days so I really can't say. I haven't been there since Monday.
Anyway, check out this footage of Chuck and Will's date.
Our old friend Chuck McCarthy is on the hunt for a job, a job of chronic masturbation and full-time sadness at ChatRoulette.com. Here is his application video. I reached out to him to see if he got the job, but he was in the bathroom with his laptop, masturbating of course.
Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?
Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.
Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.
This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.
The British game show "Catch Phrase" really knows how to stimulate its contestants!