PHOTOS
Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?
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7/10/2009
ANIMATIONS
Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.
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12/2/2008
GAMES
Put two photos together to make a euphemism for your favorite alone-time activity!
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4/25/2008
PHOTOS
Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.
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12/14/2007
PHOTOS
Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.
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10/9/2007
PHOTOS
This first thing I thought when I first saw the pink iPod was, "wow, if this could only be used by girls to masturbate." Little did I know.
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1/9/2007
VIDEOS
The British game show "Catch Phrase" really knows how to stimulate its contestants!
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12/14/2006
PHOTOS
I am Doctor Oralpleasureinthebackofyourmomscar
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11/10/2006
PHOTOS
Nudist colonies have the lamest rules...
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9/8/2006
NEWS
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
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7/21/2006