You’re a fighter. You always have been. But what type of fighter are you? Brought to you by Mass Effect.

An NYC policeman pushes a Critical Mass bicyclist to the ground, and by "pushes" I mean totally makes him an asphalt sandwich.

One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.

He's apologizing for the effect his sport has on global warming, not his inability to control his car.

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

Learn more about The Alien Prophecy from Mass Effect, the latest game on the XBox 360.

An ancient threat returns. One final hope emerges. See the game trailer for Mass Effect, only on the XBox 360.

There's no special effect quite as special as a catfight.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

This is an awesome video effect called time displacement; it uses time delay to create the illusion of twists in the moving video subject.

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

Max Tyrie made a Modest Mouse video with 4,133 Kinko's copies and stop-motion photography. The result kicks After-Effects ass.

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

It’s not all that often that a band does a live cover that makes you want to find out more about the original artist, but I have a feeling this version of “Blue It Is” originally recorded by the late Billy MacKenzie might have that effect on a lot of you. This performance is one of my favorite moments from the Live at LG sessions. Good stuff!

Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.