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Mary-Kate is Scary

Mary-Kate is Scary

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

 

Mary-Kate Hungry

Mary-Kate Hungry

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!

 

Scary Mary Poppins

Scary Mary Poppins

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

 

The Mary-Kate Olsen Ride

The Mary-Kate Olsen Ride

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Divine Visions of Mary & Jesus

Here are some of the most mystifying Virgin Mary sightings ever captured on film. Kind of.

 

The Olsen Twins Turn 18

The Olsen Twins Turn 18

The day Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 was probably the greatest day of our lives.