This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

Finally! Years of allegation and no evidence, but here it is! Of all the men that the wig wearing scientologist could pick, why the liver spot?

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!

In theaters 3-28-08. A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan to follow in his dad's footsteps.

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

Weather men are often overlooked as the newsworthy sex gods they are. That being said, we feel sorry for Pennsylvania. According to jumbo here they are in for a sticky weekend.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

In theaters 11-9-07. Fred Claus has lived almost his entire life in his little brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but he could never live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, Saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a repo man who then steals what he repossesses.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.