Some men have extremely tall hair. We salute them!

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Do you know what an older man can give you?

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.

Watch this talented young man play the Super Mario Bros. theme song with his talented throat.

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

This guy doesn't really look 18. Maybe eating underwear ages a person. Who knows?

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

Girlfriends are good for some things, but there are situations where only a gay man can get the job done. Today, Elmo shows you how to snag a fag!

A live action Pac-Man movie, set in the City of Ugly Video Making.