That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Elizabeth Swan is a captain.

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.

Real men don't bet the spread, they bet the "tecmo".

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

In theaters 12-25-08. From director J.J. Abrams (“Mission: Impossible III,” “Lost” and “Alias”) and screenwriters Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman (“TRANSFORMERS,” “MI: III”) comes a new vision of the greatest space adventure of all time, “Star Trek,” featuring a young, new crew venturing boldly where no man has gone before.

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Man has his own style, you have to give him that.