The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Do you know what an older man can give you?

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.

Watch this talented young man play the Super Mario Bros. theme song with his talented throat.

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

This guy doesn't really look 18. Maybe eating underwear ages a person. Who knows?

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

Girlfriends are good for some things, but there are situations where only a gay man can get the job done. Today, Elmo shows you how to snag a fag!

A live action Pac-Man movie, set in the City of Ugly Video Making.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

How well do you know your crazy bearded authors? Hairy Man Things?

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

The year is 2040 and most of New York has been over run by a smelly gang of trailer trash bandits led by Kevin Federline. Only one man can stop him. His friends call him – TRUMPBOT!

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

One gay man does the impossible and touches Scarlett Johansson's breasts