Sigh. There is so much wrong here. A man on a bidet, which is intended for women (if he is talking about an enhanced toilet, the kind with an installed butt hose like they have in Turkey, amongst other places, then we're pretty sure it has a different name. Butt hose?). A man who deems this activity worthy of being recorded and shared on You Tube (Yes, we have taken interest but probably not for the intended reasons). And, finally, WHAT is up with this dude's eyes??? They are too big and either they are all pupil or have no pupil. We thought it was some weird effect at first. A symptom of over use of bidets perhaps.

The gun jammed! The gun jammed! Twice! How lucky is this guy? The sh*t kicking of the assailant once he's down at the end is a little intense, we're glad someone put a stop to it. Watch for the old man with the umbrella, he's the real hero.

This guy comes home to his window broken and a butt-a** naked man asleep on his couch, and he still has the wherewithal to record the magic moment when he wakes his a** up ( literally).

Geez Jumpy Mc-Jumperson here. No doubt this guy is fun to work with, and a blast at cocktail parties, but we wonder what his blood pressure is like, poor chap. BOO!

... and smokes out of it! The idea was to calm the hyper kitty down. The cat was promptly removed from the owner's "care". TLC thru THC? Any stoner knows, all one has to do is exhale their bong hit into their kitty's cute lil face to get them lit. This dude added a totally unnecessary (and seriously f-ed up step!) PLUS, it can't be too good for you to smoke cat juice...

Man, the kids at BYU give it up easy! There's a lot of lip to lip lingering going on here. Let's just hope no one has the herps.... (and the prankers don't become the pranked.)

This has gotta be one of the luckier motorcycle crashes, notice the man lands in the sailboat which manages to protect him somewhat from being hit by his own bike. WHY he was riding a wide bike through narrow obstacles so close to the edge, we don't know. Makes a cool video tho!

Feast your eyes on the manliest man-ing it up moment ever. Do your pecks dance when you get excited, cause theirs do? Notice how the first guy bumps fists with the second guy whose fists are covered in big metal spikes but he's all like "whatevs". No girlie men here, brah.

Middle-aged man at football game succumbs to peer pressure (apparently one never grows out of it) and dunks his head in a 5 gallon bucket o' piss for $450 ($50 a head). A little gross but perhaps a kinda good deal too no (depending where you stand on the whole how-gross-is-being-soaked-in-other-peoples-pee spectrum)? Not quite. Because all the men involved are members of the Ohio police department, some "concerned citizens" apparently saw fit to get the local news involved. The dunker received 2 days suspension, and will have to complete an alcohol evaluation, while the onlookers received official reprimands. Ain't that a pisser!

Have you guys seen this Axe commercial? Pretty funny how far they take it. The blue balls guy in the audience is our fave. Finally men are being pulled into the manipulative commercial market touting personal products that promise to make one (smell) more attractive, but are completely unnecessary. Ladies and gentlemen listen up, soap and water does the trick.

By now you may have heard of the young man and woman who auctioned off their virginity for some weirdo documentary. The woman's raked in $780,000 from some Japanese perv while the poor dude's only brought in a measly $3,000. Here's the vid advertising the "goods". Couldn't they have done a little more to up the guy's sexy there? Golf and baggy karate clothes? Maybe that's what does it for some people... (but not the super rich and eager ones apparently)

Natural disaster AND a full moon??? The crazies are sure to come out in droves. Here's an early example. Does the horse mask serve as any sort of protection? Or maybe the guy just want's a surreal outfit to match the surreal weather. We dig it.

Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???

Man, we wonder what it feels like to collide that hard with all that taught fur and bone. Or what does it feel like to be as big a douche as the guy who's filming this?

This one's for all you '80s kids... or for anyone who can appreciate such geniusness. And, by the way, there's a 5 hour looped version of this on YouTube, you know, if that's your thing...

In Japan, it seems, bananas are the answers to everyone's problems- especially bananas that shoot out of weirdo-banana-man's nose. And there you have it.

Glasses would be useful here, but there seem to be greater concerns like, what kind of men (or just plain old what) has this girl been with that these other sensations (touch? smell? taste?) aren't cause for alarm???

Ever wonder what it's like to be a hula hoop? Wait, not just any hula hoop, a hula hoop at Burning Man (there's a big difference, mainly half naked chicks). Well this guy, a genius some might say, put a GoPro camera on a hula hoop and got the following dizzying result...

This guy's amazing. We'll tell you who's not amazing kinda tho: the receptionist. What's up with him not thinking it's funny until he has "permission" to think it's funny??? We're all drones.

We're kinda suckers for these type of song recreations, but this one is truly done quite masterfully. Dig the interwoven dance scenes. It's one case where being Rick Rolled is definitely a good thing!