Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?
Amy Wino's Lice: Emphysema Lungs
Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.
China Faces New Disease
After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."
Black Lung
A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.
STD or Disease Free
In honor of STD Awareness month, we bring you this barf-tastic game of This or That!
Smoketastic Flinstones Commercial
The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!
Forbidden Chuck Norris Clip
See what happens when you mix Conan O'Brien, Chuck Norris, Haley Joel Osment and a fatal disease.
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