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What Mothers Say To Kids In A Song

By: David Portado
May 12 2010, 1:18 PM

I don't care if you sing it, scream it, shout it, or moan it. I never liked all these things when I was a kid. This Mama has lungs!

 

Amy Wino's Lice: Emphysema Lungs

Amy Wino's Lice: Emphysema Lungs

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

 

Black Lung

Black Lung

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

 

Smoking Man

Smoking Man

The Smoking Man's lungs look like a giant, hard-as-coal turd. We looked.

 

Smoketastic Flinstones Commercial

Smoketastic Flinstones Commercial

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!