Your Mom Put Fried Pigs In Your Lunchbox Today

Your Mom Put Fried Pigs In Your Lunchbox Today

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

 

Prison Food: Better Than a School Lunch

Prison Food: Better Than a School Lunch

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

 

Are You A True Warrior?

Are You A True Warrior?

Take this quiz and when the dragon apocalypse comes you’ll know whether you’re going to be a Dragon Slayer or a Dragon’s Lunch.

 

Crack Sandwich

Crack Sandwich

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!

 

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

 

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