Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Lucky microphone.

She is so talented, so beautiful, so Presidential-like. But most of all, she's so charming!

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

Saying the first thing that comes to mind is always the right answer.

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

These people are lucky to be alive, you are lucky there were cameras.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

Great Northern seem to be everywhere lately. Every time I am out at a show here in Los Angeles somebody is inevitably talking about how they saw Great Northern last week and were absolutely blown away. The thing is it’s true. They are great. I was lucky enough to have my own private performance when they came by our studios. This is the first of three songs they did…more to come soon!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"