ANIMATIONS
Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.
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7/25/2008
MOVIES
In theaters now. Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.
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3/21/2008
PHOTOS
Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.
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1/18/2008
PHOTOS
What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."
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11/6/2007
VIDEOS
If your hair is shiny and yellowish, and you have a low ACT score, you may be one of the millions of people affected by Blond.
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7/12/2007
VIDEOS
Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??
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6/1/2007
PHOTOS
Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)
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3/6/2007
PHOTOS
The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?
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3/2/2007
PHOTOS
The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?
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1/24/2007
GAMES
Here they are! All the remaining holiday references we couldn’t work into the last three Who’d You Rathers! All at prices so low we’re practically giving them away!
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12/18/2006