She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Some lonely boy with a love of Robert Smith composed a touching tribute to Mr. Ledger.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

In honor of the Consumer Electronics Show 2008, here are some hot gadgets and the sexy hotties who love them.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

A SNES built into a wooden system! The environmentalists will love this!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

In theaters 12-14-07. Francis Ford Coppola directs this love story wrapped in a mystery. Set in Europe before WWII, a timid professor is changed by a cataclysmic event and explores the mysteries of life.

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

We here at LG love something's and sticks. When we heard they were combining them, we jumped on the bandwagon.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

In theaters 11-28-07. An irreverent look at life, love and mortality – through the lens of one of the most surreal experiences facing American families: when adult siblings are plucked from their everyday, ordinary, self-centered lives to care for an estranged elderly parent. There is a moment in everyone's life when childhood ends and adulthood begins, for Jon and Wendy Savage that moment is now.