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Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Passes Out

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Passes Out

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Plans Alien Child

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Plans Alien Child

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Engaged At Last

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Engaged At Last

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Russell the Phone Phreak

Suck My News Weekly: Russell the Phone Phreak

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Reel of Fortune: Maternity Movies

Reel of Fortune: Maternity Movies

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features story lines where a character is pregnant, or is just so fat they look like they’re pregnant.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bennifer's Coke-Sniffing Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Bennifer's Coke-Sniffing Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Elton John's Fantabulous Wedding

Elton John's Fantabulous Wedding

Take a look at Elton John's wedding planner. It looks fabulous!

 

Suck My News Weekly: THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS!

Suck My News Weekly: THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

The Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch

The Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker

Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Paris Hilton's Cellphone! Hacked!

Paris Hilton's Cellphone! Hacked!

We hacked Paris Hilton's cellphone. Take a look at her photos, voice mail messages, and watch videos! Hope she doesn't sue us!