Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

It takes less than two days to go insane, it takes less than two minutes to take the stairs, choose wisely.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

More than a little was lost in translation here.

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Proof that you start and end life a little crazy.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.