Jesus in One Line

Jesus in One Line

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

 

Be Kind Rewind Trailer

Be Kind Rewind Trailer

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

 

Can't Tase This

Can't Tase This

MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

 

JLo Sells Fruit by the Foot

JLo Sells Fruit by the Foot

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

 

Best Steven Segal Line Ever

Best Steven Segal Line Ever

Steven Segal is always amazing when you happen to catch him on TBS, TNT, or maybe an old VHS. His line at the end of this clip is the best of his career.

 

Wife Crashes AC Cobra

Wife Crashes AC Cobra

The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?

 

Tokyo's Wild Pool of People

Tokyo's Wild Pool of People

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.

 

Chocolate Boobs

Chocolate Boobs

Hello and welcome to whoose boobs, the only on-line game hosted by me; internet sensation Tay Zon Boobs!

 

Degrassi Boobs

Degrassi Boobs

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that contracted a bad case of boob-orreha down in the ravine.

 

Fashioin Junkie

Fashioin Junkie

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

 

Idiot Grabs Reporter's Mic Instead of iPhone

Idiot Grabs Reporter's Mic Instead of iPhone

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

 

Live Free or Boob Hard

Live Free or Boob Hard

Hello and welcome to whose boobs the only on-line game to hi-jack the top five stories of the Boob-itomi towers.

 

Meth Commercial

Meth Commercial

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

 

Hostel Part Boobs

Hostel Part Boobs

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that will let you kill a person in return for boobs.

 

Whoose Boobs: Cosby Boobs

Whoose Boobs: Cosby Boobs

Whoose boobs gets Cosbi-fied this week when Bill Cosby presents a line up of his favorite celebrity boobs!

 

Superbowl Shuffle

Superbowl Shuffle

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

 

Cocaine on the Toilet

Cocaine on the Toilet

What could go wrong when you try to blow a line off a public toilet seat? PS, foreign commercials rule!

 

Lindsay Has Coke-Nose

Lindsay Has Coke-Nose

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

 

Wii Costume

Wii Costume

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

 

Dan Marino Loses It

Dan Marino Loses It

Dan Marino gets mad when he screws up his own lines -- but you should see him when Chris Berman cuts him off!

 

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