Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

Fear not! She's still in rehab!

The amazing things you can do with Photoshop….

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Like mother, like daughter…. Note Lindsay's coke stash!

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

Sometimes even LiLo likes to hang out in just her undies at the Château Marmont.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.