Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

At least we know Lindsay wears underwear!

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Actually this time around we should be calling it re-rehab. HA! Hopefully Promises will help more than Wonderland did!

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.