Well well well. She's either hilarious or doesn't care about being a trainwreck.

Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

When you can't quit… Adequite.

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

Fear not! She's still in rehab!

The amazing things you can do with Photoshop….

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Like mother, like daughter…. Note Lindsay's coke stash!

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

Sometimes even LiLo likes to hang out in just her undies at the Château Marmont.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.