Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

Lindsay was released early this morning on a $25,000 bond

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

When Lindsay Lohan partied at PURE this past weekend, backers for her upcoming movie with Shirley Mclaine decided she was too volatile, and pulled the plug on the film.

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

At least we know Lindsay wears underwear!

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Actually this time around we should be calling it re-rehab. HA! Hopefully Promises will help more than Wonderland did!