Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We don't believe in bras either.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

One benefit to Lindsay's lesbian relationship is now she has a partner who really knows how to tweak a nipple just right; since she has access to her own set 24-7.

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!