This is why I love the internet. So there's a place for random videos like this to exist.

Probably not sanctioned by the Australian tourism board. But, a great song about all the deadly creatures living Down Under.

The build-up, watching him silently wait for the song to start, is priceless.

I dig her response. She's laughing more than the guy.

Such an amazing song, such a beautiful rendition.

Apparently, if you drink green tea, you develop strange boob enlarging abilities.

With 20 days before she has to turn herself in, I see a few options for Miss Lindsay Lohan:

1. She'll overdose

2. She'll 5150

3. She'll accumulate several more felony charges

Love the judge, but why didn't they take her immediately into custody?

This weekend Lindsay Lohan went to the beach to test out the new beer gut she had installed in her stomach early that day. It can hold 3.5 more liters of alcohol and about 10 more Big Macs than her regular God-made stomach.

(via The Superficial)

Not to disparage the mentally handicapped, but Lindsay Lohan is clearly retarded...right?

Those are lines of cocaine in front of her (reportedly) and she's smiling for the picture. She knew she was being photographed...so it's safe to say she's retarded.

Here's video of Lindsay Lohan's court appearance this morning. Say what you want about women in pantsuits, but Lindsay Lohan is no lesbian. Wait....

This weekend Steve Jobs and Gawker blogger Ryan Tate got into a little email fight where one basically accused the other of being an ass and the other responded by basically calling the other guy an ass, all because of nerd reasons that we won't get into right now. The only good little nugget from this email exchange is that Steve Jobs - the guy who makes the machine that you use to wank off on internet porn every night while pretending to watch Jimmy Fallon - is trying to protect your freedoms. Specifically, Freedom from Porn.

(image via topherchris)

I don't care if you sing it, scream it, shout it, or moan it. I never liked all these things when I was a kid. This Mama has lungs!