Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Lindsay Lohan is always bouncing in and out of my life.

It's like looking into Lindsay Lohan's future.

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!

I bet she even has a yeast infection like us, too.

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

This slut is just hanging out all over the place.

Apparently LiLo has found God. Either that or she's got a flask in there.

Well well well. She's either hilarious or doesn't care about being a trainwreck.

Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.