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Lights up the Russian sky.
Halloween Light Show 2011
In poor countries.
Her face lights up as soon as she hears that music.
Apparently I'm not the only one sick of 3D.
Like all people who don't consult the Bible to solve practical problems, I'm at war with Christmas. I wish people "Happy Holidays" , promote the idea of Santa Claus in order to deflect attention away from the role of the Christ-child, and accentuate the pagan elements of the celebration in favor of the Christian ones, which are in extreme danger with our country maintaining a paltry incidence of Christians at a mere 76%. And why wouldn't I? I stand to gain so much from the effort, I really can't afford not to. But we need a shot in the arm. So I'm mining the great war-mongers of the past for material. What do say, Genghis? How would you attack Christmas?
Genghis Khan: Well, first I'd find a few stores that feature religiously neutral decorations, like holly, wreaths, and maybe even some Kwanzaa stuff, because they'd clearly be part of the war effort. I'd absorb them into my army and ride to a store that has the nerve to wish people "Merry Christmas" when they check out. While riding we'd drag yule logs behind our horses to kick up extra dust and give the appearance of greater numbers. When I arrived at the store, let's say it's a Wal-Mart in Texas, I'd explain to the manager that he can either surrender, or everyone in the store can be killed. Then I'd camp out that night, instructing my soldiers to each light 3 Christmas trees apiece instead of just one, again to give the impression of greater numbers. We'd probably light a few Menorahs as well, just to show how at war with Christmas we really are. Naturally, there would be no praying.
Burning Steel Wool
It's fun to light it on fire and throw it up in the air. Bats, for whatever reason, will dive bomb it!!
It's fun to light it on fire and throw it up in the air. Bats, for whatever reason, will dive bomb it!!
Metallica Figure Skating
If the men figure skating had fire, lighting and flying dragons, there would be more fans of this olympic sport.
Guitar Hero Christmas Lights
We are insanely jealous of this kid's Christmas Xbox system. We're sure Clark Griswald is jealous, too.
Clark Griswalk is going to be soooo jealous.
112 Sneezes In A Minute
This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.
Invite a lady friend over, turn off the lights, and get into the mood. Or just listen to this by yourself and cry. Whatevs.
(via The Gregory Brothers)
Scary Sexy
Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!