Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

On floppy drives.

Let the conspiracy theories begin.

Gone wild.

Doesn't go as planned.

Here's what really goes down.

Everyone should go see this movie.

Imagine finding this pack on your back porch?!!?

Poor guy.

Gone wild.

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

Like Beyonce.

You'd never catch me on this trail.

Gone awry.

Playing the 'Imperial March' on the bagpipes, while riding a unicycle.

Never a good idea.