War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

The only way to cure Ellen Degeneres' sadness is with some nice lesbian boobs.

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.

Carmen Electra performed with her dance troupe at the Dinah Shore lesbian weekend.

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

Are you an automatic lesbian when you give another hot girl a wedgie?

She's a little bit Avril Lavigne, a little bit Tatu, and 100 percent Lesbian.

It would be nice if all companies were like this, especially with the lesbians.