It never fails, the hottest girls are always the ones you can't have. Video game characters are no exception. They're sexy, they're fine, and they're unattainable.

Life in South Park is hard. Just look at some of the residents and visitors who have attempted suicide. Of course, being South Park, not even a bullet to the head can stop some of these characters.

Not including Ralph Wiggum (or any Simpsons character), these are some of our favorite cartoon dimwits. While some are just clueless, a few of these characters are absolute morons.

Sure, there is a full episode of 'The Simpsons' involving Jay Sherman. But these are some of the less obvious, but equally amusing, cartoon character crossovers.

I love how the lesbian kisses were edited and then the characters disappeared. Now we've got Hayden Panettiere doing it to try and save her show.

I'm kinda surprised that this was banned in Italy.

With the recent attempt by Amtrak to cause a riot aboard a Baltimore to Philadelphia train, I thought this would be a good time to compare U.S. train travel to that of Japan. After drawing up a table of comparisons, I realized I was wasting my time. I think these two pictures carry the message.

Japan:

United States:

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

In real life, alcoholism is a horrible disease (see Lindsay Lohan.) But hard-drinking cartoon characters are super cute.

Where's OJ Simpson?