What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Tell your girl she can leave the food and Frisbee at home. Just be sure to pack the boobs.

When you need Philadelphia to win the nomination, you're left with only one option, Rocky parody.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

"Skyscraper stumbling" was a common pastime for drunks after they left the speakeasy.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start in theaters soon.

When you're down a touchdown with one play left, call the ole Hook and 15 Laterals.

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

In theaters 11-21-07. "August Rush" tells the story of a charismatic young Irish guitarist (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) and a sheltered young cellist (Keri Russell) who have a chance encounter one magical night above New York's Washington Square, but are soon torn apart, leaving in their wake an infant, August Rush, orphaned by circumstance. Now performing on the streets of New York and cared for by a mysterious stranger (Robin Williams), August (Freddie Highmore) uses his remarkable musical talent to seek the parents from whom he was separated at birth.