The Association of Finnish Lawyers knows the answer.

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

Today Britney was seen exiting a law office near the Château Marmont, after having met with a civil law lawyer.

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!

This guy is the king of burgers. We won't tell Burger King's lawyers, though.

From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!