Wino is Nude-o

Wino is Nude-o

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

 

Bat Mitzvah Idol

Bat Mitzvah Idol

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

 

Paula Abdul's Shrunken Head Fetish

Paula Abdul's Shrunken Head Fetish

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

 

The Happening Trailer

The Happening Trailer

In theaters 6-13-08. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

 

Synthesizer Medley

Synthesizer Medley

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

 

Conan v. Colbert & Stewart

Conan v. Colbert & Stewart

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

 

Prom Night Trailer

Prom Night Trailer

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

 

The Great J Lo Hewitt Debate

The Great J Lo Hewitt Debate

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

 

Hillary's Looking Rough Too

Hillary's Looking Rough Too

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

 

Abortion Flush

Abortion Flush

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

 

Spice on Ice!

Spice on Ice!

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

 

Santa has a Whore

Santa has a Whore

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

 

Ghost Ride The Bike

Ghost Ride The Bike

It was funny at the time but he was later suspended for using performance enhancing bicycles.

 

The Alien Prophecy

The Alien Prophecy

Learn more about The Alien Prophecy from Mass Effect, the latest game on the XBox 360.

 

Cartman Reads CU Starting Lineups

Cartman Reads CU Starting Lineups

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

 

God no! Not my cow!

God no! Not my cow!

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

 

Pete Doherty's Latest Drug Video

Pete Doherty's Latest Drug Video

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

 

It's Ron Jeremy, Bitch

It's Ron Jeremy, Bitch

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

 

Chicken Legs

Chicken Legs

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

 

Monday Night Football's "Cunning" Star

Monday Night Football's "Cunning" Star

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

 

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