Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

In theaters 12-14-07. Robert Neville (Will Smith) is the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. But he is not alone...

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

What happens when you mix a cloning machine, religious taboo, and someone with too much time on their hands? Offensive Art. Enjoy!

Jimmy Kimmel's audience reaction will help you laugh through hearing "Chocolate Rain" one last time. That's about 14 minutes Tay...

Barry Bonds passed Hank Aaron last night. There is still no evidence that this should raise suspicion.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Grace Slick has aged dramatically in the last few years. Oddly enough she looks like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. Liverus Spoterus!

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner passed away last Friday from terminal cancer, one day after appearing on Larry King Live. Visually memorable, to the end.

Bzy rokken out, TTYL.

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.