This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Never attack the man with the microphone.

Grace Slick has aged dramatically in the last few years. Oddly enough she looks like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. Liverus Spoterus!

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

Make gravity your bitch with this bitchin' keg stand technique!

Two guys just talking about what guys talk about. In a public restroom. While standing at the urinals.

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner passed away last Friday from terminal cancer, one day after appearing on Larry King Live. Visually memorable, to the end.

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.