OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Leo Dicaprio Hates Life

Leo Dicaprio Hates Life

Could you look any more angry about having a model in your lap in a bikini?

 

I Got A Seat For Ya!

I Got A Seat For Ya!

Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!

 

Britney's Secret Show!

Britney's Secret Show!

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

 

No Shirt No Problem

No Shirt No Problem

…And if you aren't wearing pants, there's a place to sit on my lap.

 

Subway Poledancing

Subway Poledancing

...But train seats are great for lap-dancing!