Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.

Get ready to watch the most contrived controversy ever! Bruno lands on Eminem's face!!! Oh the scandal!

In this game, you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land to be brainwashed. Can you get out alive? This is the first of a three part series.

In theaters 5-16-08. The Pevensie siblings return to Narnia, where they are enlisted to once again help ward off an evil king and restore the rightful heir to the land's throne, Prince Caspian.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident on Dec. 30, 2006, and was caused when Brandy's 2007 Land Rover collided with this 2005 Toyota, resulting in a four-car pile-up.

On Dec. 30, 2006, Brandy's Land Rover collided with a 2005 Toyota, which was struck by this '89 Acura.

Land ho! It be a beached whale!

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”