Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Frankly, we enjoy the days when we played a game for 9 months straight and were treated with 8bit crap.

If your options are dynamite and something else, always choose dynamite. It blows stuff up.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Chuck used to have a cartoon in the '80s called Karate Kommandos. It was basically the A-Team but lame.

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Tats. Lots of celebrities have them. From Dolphins to Ying-Yangs to Marvin Martians. Okay, so maybe nobody has tattoos that lame. See if you can match the tattoos in this game to the celebrity!

A new year approaches! Resolution number one: waste more time playing stupid internet games.

Nudist colonies have the lamest rules...