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Ladies: Please Take This Man's Virginity

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 9:10 AM

 

 

Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.

 

 

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