
Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.
Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.
When the battle is done, Rory Lake is going to make love to you. From the Rory IV Battle of the Bands competition.
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