Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

What happens when non-MILFy older ladies make jackasses of themselves on video? Why, the internet rejoices, that's what!

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

Cheeky Charles makes the moves on a lady soldier. Oh, behave!

This woman tried to buy all the iPhones in the store, but doesn't realize they're only selling one per customer!

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.

And she stabs herself!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

Dita's normally extremely lady-like... and she showed off her lady-parts to prove it!