Stop Nick Lachey's Suicide!

Stop Nick Lachey's Suicide!

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

 

Old Jessica Simpson

Old Jessica Simpson

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

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