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Accidental Referee

By: LG Staff
July 07 2011, 8:07 AM

Knocks out fighter.

 

 

Greatest Runner Ever

Greatest Runner Ever

To paraphrase Chumbawumba, she gets knocked down...but she gets up again!

 
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Greatest Runner Ever

By: LG Staff
April 15 2011, 8:43 AM

To paraphrase Chumbawumba, she gets knocked down...but she gets up again!

 

 
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Tiffany Theissen Is Going To Give Birth to Something

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 11 2009, 11:32 AM

The girl that Mr. Belding totally wanted to bang, but couldn't because of legal (and grossness) reasons, is pregnant.

This got us thinking: What would Tiffany Theissen's child look like if she made it with the Saved By The Bell cast members? Well, we ran the sperm of Zack, Slater, Screech and yes, Mr. Belding, through a BabyMaker app on the Knocked Up movie's website (science!) and it came up with the results below. We can only speculate that if any of these babies were to shoot out of Kelly Kopowski's crotch the doctor would most likely toss it into a trash bin. Or she will. Or we will. Who knows? These babies are pretty fricking 'tardy for the party (if you know what I'm saying).

 

Alicia Sacramone Can Knock You Out

Alicia Sacramone Can Knock You Out

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

 

Barack -- not his Momma -- says "Knock You Out"

Barack -- not his Momma -- says

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

 

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

 

Bonaduce Punchout!

Bonaduce Punchout!

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

 

Karate Kid

Karate Kid

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

 

Fastest Knock-Out

Fastest Knock-Out

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

 

Girl Knocks Out Guy

Girl Knocks Out Guy

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

 

Knock-out Kick

Knock-out Kick

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

 

Drunktastic New Years Eve Card

Drunktastic New Years Eve Card

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

 

Best Homeless Guy Ever

Best Homeless Guy Ever

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

 

Andy & Kickel

Andy & Kickel

Andy & Kickel are a 1940s prepubescent vaudeville comedy act with a penchant for stupid knock knock jokes.