Kirsten Dunst Got A Black Eye

Kirsten Dunst Got A Black Eye

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

 

Kiki Drunkst Has Athlete's Foot

Kiki Drunkst Has Athlete's Foot

Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.

 

Kirsten Dunst Has Fangs

Kirsten Dunst Has Fangs

...But the latest issue of Jane Magazine has photoshopped them out on their cover image. Very sneaky, Jane Mag.

 

Return of the Snaggletooth

Return of the Snaggletooth

Who's got the garlic? Kirsten's a nasty hipster Drunkst vampire.

 

Kirsten Dunst Bikini Grope

Kirsten Dunst Bikini Grope

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

 

Kirsten Dunce

Kirsten Dunce

DUH! I forgot my blow on the bathroom sink! Stupid!

 

Snaggle Kirsten

Snaggle Kirsten

Oh Kiki Drunkst, you snaggle-faced bitch.

 

I Heart Black People

I Heart Black People

Kirsten Vangsness loves black people. And so do I.

 

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