This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

When Tom Cruise gets crazy, he gets angry. And when Tom gets angry, he kills Oprah.

These workout videos will help you get in shape -- in shape to kill whoever produced these things.

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Possibly the cutest creature able to kill you, in the world. Except… where does the silk come from?

Did you know your trash was helping control the chipmunk population?

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

A truck overturned on a Kentucky highway carrying thousands of weiners and other packaged meats.