Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

The Jonas Brothers are SUPER SWEET. Are you super sweet too? Take the quiz to find out, and then kill yourself.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

If you ever stand next to Lebron James, expect him to kill you with his farts.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

Don’t have a girl this Valentine’s Day? Then you should make a date with Who’d You Rather! And then kill yourself 'cause you’re pretty sad.

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

The dudes in Pineapple Express don't know if they're paranoid because they've partied too much, or if bad guys are trying to kill them. Have you ever felt the same way? Brought to you by Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6.

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

Uma Thurman is as scared as you are of whatever is growing in her stomach.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.