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Ladies: Please Take This Man's Virginity

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 9:10 AM

 

 

Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.

 

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 3?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 3?

Here’s a game that not just any movie buff can play. This game requires serial killer instincts!

 

What Famous Student Are You?

What Famous Student Are You?

Are you a Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times, cruising through the school day on a cool buzz? Or are you Saved By The Bell’s Zack Morris, making education more bearable with killer parties. Take this quiz to find out what famous student you’re most like!

 

Hilarious Magician or Retarded Magician?

Hilarious Magician or Retarded Magician?

We want to laugh at this guy because we think he might be retarded. Or a serial killer.

 

Obama Murders Fly

Obama Murders Fly

Obama is a killer. AN INSECT KILLER!

 

Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2

Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2

Sudoku is the puzzle game that everyone’s playing, but not the LiquidGeneration way. Our version of Sudoku is played the same way as the original game, but with cute, furry animals and killer dance music. This ain’t your grandma’s Sudoku!

 

Robots Can't Act: No Country For Old Men

Robots Can't Act: No Country For Old Men

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

 

O.J. Simpson vs. His Glove

O.J. Simpson vs. His Glove

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

 

Righteous Kill Trailer

Righteous Kill Trailer

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

 

Blonde and Blonder Trailer

Blonde and Blonder Trailer

Out on DVD 2-5-08! Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.

 

Prom Night Trailer

Prom Night Trailer

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

 

The Poughkeepsie Tapes Trailer

The Poughkeepsie Tapes Trailer

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

 

Untraceable Trailer

Untraceable Trailer

In theaters 1-25-08. FBI agent Jennifer Marsh is tasked with hunting down a serial killer who posts images of his victims on the Internet. As time runs out the cat and mouse chase becomes more personal.

 

Funny Games Trailer

Funny Games Trailer

In theaters 2-15-08. A family settles into its vacation home, which happens to be the next stop for a pair of young, articulate, white-gloved serial killers on an excursion through the neighborhood.

 

Fat Jared Leto

Fat Jared Leto

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

 

Who'd You Rather: Serial Killers

Who'd You Rather: Serial Killers

Who’d You Rather is not the Zodiac and if it was we certainly wouldn’t tell you.

 

The Prostitute Flipper

The Prostitute Flipper

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

 

Attack of the Killer Blob!

Attack of the Killer Blob!

It's escaping through the bottom! We just can't contain it! YAAARRGH!

 

Serial Killer

Serial Killer

We feel like we knew this kid in high school.

 

Serial Killer Gets His

Serial Killer Gets His

Nothing is better than some sweet vigilante justice.

 

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