Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.

Kevin Federline will never stop amazing us with his douche-y-ness.

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Coronas, Tacos and Salma Hayek’s cleavage!

Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

We always mistake really fat people with really skinny people. Yes, our eyes suck.

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

Find out if you're at risk of high stress with this online assessment designed by the Pan-American Institute of the Nervous.

This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us, which we know you're not because we did it with your music teacher and she told us so. Snap!

Once again, it's time for you to be a total douche bag and prank your friend with an LG Sabotage. This one will make them think their identity is stolen. Identity theft is hilarious!

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.