The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

Racism, abortion, underage drinking, serial killing, homeless people, etc. Hey those are some of our favorites too! New season starts September 13th on FX.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Bill Murray was arrested in Sweden this weekend for being under the influence while driving a golf cart. Oh Dr. Venkman!

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Stick figure animations are the best! Simple, to-the-point, and adorably bloody!!

What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

...Are telling me to kill you.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that will let you kill a person in return for boobs.

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Whoose boobs gets Cosbi-fied this week when Bill Cosby presents a line up of his favorite celebrity boobs!

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

Whoose Boobs goes for the kill with these beautiful serial killing boobies.

This skydiver's parachute didn't deploy, but amazingly enough, he wasn't killed on impact! Even more amazing – actual video footage from his helmet and his diving partner!

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.